TextFugu » Topic: Eating People http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/feed/ Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:27:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en-US http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13426 <![CDATA[Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13426 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 01:03:04 +0000 Rachel One of my students told me yesterday that if you’re about to give a speech and you’re nervous, you should write 人　on your hand three times and then swallow it. Then the people you’re giving the speech to won’t seem so scary, because you just ate three people! Or something like that. Japanese people don’t always know their own traditions very well, which I’m sure can be said about any culture.

Anyway, I’m gonna go eat some peps and give a speech!

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13427 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13427 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 01:20:26 +0000 thisiskyle I think it would be harder to give a speech with a bleeding stump wrist…

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13428 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13428 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:01:48 +0000 Rachel Yes, but it would be hard to nervous through all of that excruciating pain.

No, sorry for my poor use of pronouns. You just gulp down the invisible kanji you stacked up on your hand.

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13430 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13430 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:48:18 +0000 Quufer Either that, or you wave the bloody stump and start your speech with “It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/I_have_just_been_shot

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13431 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13431 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:42:49 +0000 missingno15 id just be like hahahaha なんか人間は食べたくない

まさか、お前　人間を食べることが大好きな者だ！

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13450 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13450 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 08:40:08 +0000 koichi How does eating something written on your hand work? Do you have to eat your hand, too?

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13508 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13508 Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:32:35 +0000 Jason Doesn’t seem all that productive, I think ill pass.. I like my hands.

]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13554 <![CDATA[Reply To: Eating People]]> http://www.textfugu.com/bb/topic/eating-people/#post-13554 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:24:31 +0000 Narcoleptic LTD I like kids, but I can’t eat a whole one.

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